School and Jail

It's long been my plan to get arrested and sent to jail if I ever need a place to spend the night. You get free room and board, along with meals, and even access to learning materials. I suppose it could become a discomfort when you have to explain to potential employers why you have a criminal record, but I'd imagine that if you were creative enough with the offenses you wouldn't have too much of a hassle.

Anywho, while stumbling on the interwebs, I found this pic that describes how I perceive the situation.